11/17/2019 FICTION: ADAM GILESTHROUGH ALL KINDS OF WEATHER Channel 45 They’re down to the final four on So You Think You Can Text? The judges have locked in their scores and Richard is going home. To costal Regina. Channel 46 The party’s off to a slow start on Orgy Pad. Contestants can’t concentrate. Not with the roof missing. There’s mood-killing daylight in the Velvet Room. And all that blurred-out flesh moves with virtually no enthusiasm. Channel 47 Flash floods in Fredericton. Wildfires in Winnipeg. Tornados in Toronto, the CN Tower plucked, planted needle-down, piercing a pipeline. It’s Russ and his State of Emergency roundup. “Is this the end? This reporter thinks so,” he says to empty living rooms across the country. “Is anyone out there? Maybe you’re flipping through the channels, looking for something mindless to take the edge off.” Russ hits a button. It brings up a banner graphic with his cell phone number. “Russ is going full telethon. All Russ all the time. Call me. I don’t want to die alone.” Channel 48 Undercover Brute. In which Rico discovers the smog-related respiratory illnesses plaguing his deadbeat clients. He’s moved to tears. He gives them another week to pay up before he breaks their legs. Channel 49 Knife Swap. A cleaver for Rita. A carver for Ted. Because it’s getting crazy out there, people. Channel 47 Russ has the whiskey out. And his clothes off. He’s draped over the anchor’s desk checking his phone for missed calls. “Anyone? Anyone?” The banner graphic with Russ’s phone number is still on screen. “Call me. You can’t live for tomorrow. Tomorrow is happening and it’s an arid wasteland. Fucking disease and tumbleweeds. And I want to live. I want to find you and make post-apocalyptic love. So pick up the phone and—” Adam Giles’ short fiction has appeared in Sonora Review, The Feathertale Review, The Humber Literary Review, Riddle Fence, The Dalhousie Review, and other journals. His story “Corduroy” won the University of Toronto Magazine Short Story Contest in 2013, and other stories have been longlisted and named runner-up in PRISM International’s Fiction Contest, the House of Anansi Broken Social Scene Story Contest, and the Penguin Random House of Canada Student Award for Fiction. His writing has also been nominated for the National Magazine Awards and the Best of the Net Anthology. He lives in Mississauga, Ontario, with his wife and two children. Find him on the web at www.adamgiles.ca.
11/17/2019 POETRY: GEOFFREY NILSONWHAT TIME LEFT Geoffrey Nilson is a writer, editor, visual artist, and the founder of poetry micropress pagefiftyone. His work has appeared recently in PRISM, CV2, Coast Mountain Culture, and is forthcoming as part of Sweet Water: Poems for the Watersheds from Caitlin Press in winter 2020. He lives with his daughter in New Westminster on the unceded territory of the Qayqayt First Nation.
11/6/2019 POETRY: TRYNNE DELANEYCLIMATE ANXIETY our grocery store is out of tofu in Calgary o town that runs on beef & crude oil understocked soy blocks a sign of hope when we’re usually just coughing our way out of smoke this time of year instead the amazon’s burning for profit and everyone’s so scared of death they forget some of us will survive The End— mass extinction doesn’t happen in a day! yap the dinosaur jaws compressing below us and if climate change is getting you down you can send a gif of Jeff Goldblum through a server system that will burn as much fuel as the airline industry by 2020 it’s all pretty bleak but you know, uh, life, uh, finds a way Trynne Delaney is a Black/EuroSettler queer living as an uninvited guest on Treaty 7 territory. She's currently completing her MA in Creative Writing at the University of Calgary. You can catch her bundled up like a 7 layer burrito watching the river and waiting for another chinook.
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